thefaceofjustice | (no subject)

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[Over in that lovely gazebo...]

Hello, everyone! Since I know we're all familiar with the same justice system, I figured it'd be a good idea to gather us all up together and discuss the investigation. Three prosecutors are better than one, right? In justice we trust!

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Why, that may truly be a good idea. Perhaps you are possessed, Fool Bright.

I'm only possessed by the spirit of JUSTICE!

Then you would testify that, as usual, the spirit of justice has filled you so completely that there is no longer room for any sort of invasive consciousness? Including your own, of course.

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Of course!

[Wow he sure walked right into that backhand.]

And you would swear upon the very name of justice itself that you are innocent?

Absolutely! I swear upon my badge and Lady Justice that I am not under any demonic influence, and I will bring justice down upon those who are!

You certainly act like the real Fool Bright, I'll grant you that much.

Looks like your baby teeth have fallen out, kit.

[In other words you look a lot older than he remembers you being]

Have your adult teeth not suffered the same fate? Congratulations.

[In other words you're a dotard, dotard.]

Ha...! My fangs are as sharp as ever.

But don't let the rashness of youth overtake you. You could bite off more than you can chew.

That will be no trouble. After all, any who dare to cross my blade will be diced into bite-sized pieces.

Feisty, aren't we? Those demons will be shaking in their hosts, no doubt.

Do I sense a touch of envy? And yet you have your own aura of intimidation, do you not? Why, there's a loaf of bread back in my cottage that would surely tremble at the sight of you.

Whoa! You seem so happy to see each other!

Is this what they call prison gay?

Ha...! Leave the girlish fantasies for the courtoom, filly.

...Athena, tell me. Where did you research your information on life in the clink?

Ha...! Looks like we've got the cream of the crop.

[Is he being sarcastic?]

[Probably]

Whoa, three versus one! Facing terrible odds like these must be how Mr Wright feels all the time!

An acquaitance of Phoenix Wright, I presume?

[Aren't you a little young to be a defense attorney? If you were a prosecutor it'd be another story]

[Saunters in like it's perfectly natural to be late... Or "fashionably late" as the custom's known in the rock world.]

Achtung! I see the gang's all here.

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